Tag: comedy

• Cracking Up

  I was out of breath A snot bubble popped out too Real tears of laughter

  G. Pearson

  November 21, 2022

  Writing

  comedy, Daily Poetry, daily writing, freedom, funny, haiku, laughter, Micro Poetry, Poem Of The Day, Poetry, tears, tragedy, Writing

• Flavor Profile

  You see him? He likes to always be chasing something. It’s what made him a hustler. So he’s always dating a girl a totally different race. There’s Tony, here, who likes to feel connected one on one with his girl. So he doesn’t mix it up. Keeps it kosher and what not. Then there’s me.…

  G. Pearson

  November 8, 2022

  Writing

  blindness, color, comedy, creative nonfiction, creative writing, enthnocitricty, ethnocentrism, Fiction, late post, love, men are from Mars, pearsonpivot, POV, preferences, race, women

• All Downhill From Here

  Hot air balloon ride Ambulance upon landing “All downhill from here!”

  G. Pearson

  August 30, 2022

  Writing

  adventure, ambulance, balloon, comedy, Daily Poetry, daily writing, dark comedy, elevation, escapism, gpoy, haiku, heaven, heights, hot air balloon, life, metaphor, Micro Poetry, nature, Poem Of The Day, Poetry, short story, sky, tragedy, ways to die, Writing

• Boo Hoo/ Cut & Dry

  “‘S’cuse me ma’am. I’m lost. I can’t find grandpa nowhere.” “Funeral room five.”

  G. Pearson

  May 10, 2022

  Writing

  anxiety, comedy, covid, covid 19, daily haiku, Daily Poetry, daily writing, death, drinking, emotional, Fiction, funeral, haiku, hell, Hiatus, holy bible, life and death, life lessons, loneliness, memories, Micro Poetry, nature, pandemic, Poem Of The Day, Poetry, questions, sad, short story, tragedy, tragic, Writing

• Shrimp: Roach of the Sea

  What’s lost is mine now. Now somehow you want it back. Gotta catch me first.

  G. Pearson

  May 7, 2022

  Writing

  bottomfeeder, cause and effect, comedy, cucaracha Del Mar, daily haiku, Daily Poetry, daily writing, death, haiku, life and death, Micro Poetry, nature, nature writing, poem, Poem Of The Day, Rata Del Mar, seafood, shrimp, unclean food, wilderness, Writing, writing prompt

• Car Ride: Tuesday

  Karla: I told you about even replying to that email. It was a can of worms. Sometimes in life, you gotta listen to your head. Daniela: Sure Karla I know that, but sometimes in life you have to want to love yourself enough to want to do the thing that’s going to make you love…

  G. Pearson

  April 28, 2022

  Fiction, Writing

  can of worms, car accident, comedy, dialogue, distracted driving, driving, email, eyes on the road, Fiction, safe driving, safety first, tragedy, work life balance

• Would Old Posts Die Out

  Should beasts eat their tail! Venom… years later, at will Old posts… not yet dead

  G. Pearson

  March 23, 2022

  Writing

  art, art and artist, art theory, art v artist, art vs artist, cancel culture, cause and effect, Censorship, comedy, covid 19, creative nonfiction, Daily Poetry, Dave Chappelle, Facebook, freedom of speech, gpoy, haiku, inspiration, Joe Rogan, life lessons, life of a writer, metaphor, Micro Poetry, nostalgia, pandemic, poem, Poem Of The Day, puzzles, repost, self-help, self-improvement, short story, Social Media, Spotify, tumblr, Twitter, Writing

• Mochi Will Cry

  (At the end of the 8 page dog boarding packet) In two (2) sentences only!!!!!! tell us about your dog: Hello I’m so sorry, but I have to warn you, you cannot raise your voice above a firm ‘calling to’ at my dog because if you do he will cry incessantly and it sounds so…

  G. Pearson

  March 20, 2022

  Writing

  aging, animal writing, cause and effect, chihuahua, comedy, covid, covid 19, daily writing, destress, doggy daycare, life of a writer, memories, memory loss, mochi, moms of dogs, mood board, nature, needy pets, nostalgia, pandemic, pet boarding, pet owners, pets, self-help, short story, sloth, social distance, stress, terrier dogs, Twitter, Writing, writing prompt

• Dr. Einstein’s Bagels

  Eczema treatment Gluten, so happen‘s the cause “No bagel—thank’s doc.”

  G. Pearson

  December 16, 2021

  Writing

  bagels, celiac disease, comedy, daily writing, dietary restrictions, doctor’s office, food poetry, foodie poetry, gluten, gluten-free, haiku, medical poetry, Micro Poetry, Poem Of The Day

• Morning Egg

  It’s still early enough And I need to get the juices flowing My fingers and hands stay remarkable still, though I’m an anxious mess each morning The execution is so key to the end result The first, loud click is heard throughout my apartment. Then the next Before I know it, I’m looking at a…

  G. Pearson

  April 14, 2021

  creative nonfiction, Writing

  anonymous, blocked, burner, comedy, daily writing, fake account, funny, hidden account, Instagram, Micro Poetry, micro writing, morning routine, shitpost, trolling, Twitter, unpopular opinion, Writing